Stop the presses! Mike Tyson will officially be added to the "sex offender" lists in the states of Tennessee and Mississippi. Doesn't everyone feel safer? Yeah, me neither. Personally, I think every Tyson fight should be like a WWF cage match. And how funny is it that they were considering banning him from the sport. Only Mike Tyson would be considered too violent for boxing!
I heard a comedian the other day say that he thinks that the Fox channel should have a show especially for Tyson called "When Animals Attack Mike Tyson". Every week, he goes up against a different animal, like an ox or killer bees or electric eels. And his job is to eat them.
In other boxing news, Mills Lane, famous boxing referee known for his "Let's Get It On" catch phrase and his horrible "People's Court"-type show, was was hospitalized in intensive care Tuesday after suffering a stroke in his Reno home. Sources report that he was given a standing eight count before being rushed to St. Mary's Regional Medical Center. Sorry, couldn't resist.