"Click on me for hot girl-on-girl action!"

This could possibly be the greatest story I've ever read. Natalie Portman is talking about getting it on with other chicks. What genius reporter pulled this out of her!??

Reporter:"We have Natalie Portman here in the studio. Natalie, thank you for coming by!"
Natalie Portman:"Thank you for having me."
Reporter:"Although there was some criticism of the first movie, it would seem the critics are finally falling in line with the Star Wars series."
Natalie: "Well, I've always thought the movies had merit. I'm a fan of the first movie as well as the second."
Reporter:"Interesting. Are you a fan of other chicks?"
Natalie: "Pardon."

End scene.