"Little Dale" is sponsored by Valvoline, Discount Auto Parts and Purina Goat Chow.
I wish you could here me screaming right now. In my head, I'm shouting and howling with laughter at how stupid people are. A case in point is the whole "Dale Earnhardt" obsession people have. Now I'm no expert on NASCAR but if I'm not mistaken, didn't he just drive in a friggin circle? Why the legion of fans?! Why do I keep seeing "3" on people's trucks with sayings like "driving the high banks of heaven" and "NO!!? NOT THE WALL?!!!" (j/k)? Now, you got fans of the "Intimidator" flocking to see a damn goat. GET A LIFE!