Call Me Crazy, But I'd Sign Up For This!

In Freemont CA, the jail is having an open house and offering people the opportunity to stay the night in prison. Officials say it's to work out the bugs before the inmates arrive in December. Imagine! You get your own bunk! You get to use the stainless steel toilet! You can spend the day bouncing a baseball off the wall! Later, you can go to the "yard", play some street ball and then put a shiv into someone's back! Oh, fun!