Ben Affleck is Bald! Wow!!

Bald Ben Affleck's toupee secret has been shockingly revealed when his hairpiece flew off at a party, according to press reports. The Pearl Harbor hunk, who is dating Latina babe Jennifer Lopez, had his secret revealed at a party when he and fellow actor Vince Vaughn started play-fighting and his carefully concealed hairpiece flew up in the air, British newspaper the Daily Star claims. A source says, "Ben was embarrassed. But he was with friends and begged them to keep his secret. He's very private when it comes to his hair loss. He hasn't even broken the news to girlfriend Jennifer Lopez yet. But his baldness has been the talk of Hollywood ever since he flipped his wig." A friend adds, "Ben's very vain. He's had close to $50,000 worth of dental caps to improve his smile."
Printed from IMDB, the Internet Movie Database
I feel bad for the guy, I really do. If I had the money, I'd damn sure get the dental caps and all that other stuff. Heck, I'd get those Bosley super plugs and go around sporting an afro if I could! Bosley Medical has that infomercial that every guy is fixated on. It's almost as bad as the one with the rotisserie by Ron Popeil. Set it and.....(you know the rest).