Baseball Sucks -- Need I Say More?

Pro Baseball has as much appeal as watching amateur shuffleboard to me. Can you imagine getting paid for having a 20 or 25 percent success rate? These guys do when you look at many of their batting averages or on base percentages... There are few real athletes in baseball as far as I'm concerned. I lived with a couple of college baseball players and remember one time when I had to go to sleep early for a track meet the next day. The baseball guys had most of the team in our living room watching porn all night (which is SOOO gay! Why would guys sit around watching porn with each other?!!!) when they had a double or triple header the next day. Hmmm...

Anyway, click here to see which X-Games Downhill Ski Champion said this about pro baseball players: "Sometimes I see these baseball players making millions of dollars and they’re, like, ‘Oh, my God, I sprained a pinkie.’ Are you kidding me? I’ve broken my left collarbone twice, I cracked my tailbone, and I’ll slam into a 40-foot tree, knock myself unconscious, and still get up and finish the race. Those baseball guys are such f**king crybabies."