It's The Stupid Ass Things You Do That Matter

After lunch, I did one of those bone-headed things that always astounds me. You know... like when you bite into a sandwich and bite your lip or when you drink out of a glass and forget a straw is there to poke you in the head. My girlfriend dropped me off at work and as I stepped out of the car and turned to say goodbye, I noticed my phone recharge on the floorboard. I asked if it was hers and when she said no, I leaned in to grab it. I also misjudged the door frame by a good three inches and slammed my head into the top of the car, which instantly sent a jolt of pain to my scalp and a blinding, star-filled flash to my eyes. My girlfriend gasped and said "Are you alright?" but I just said calmly told her yes and left. I just wanted to be alone with my discomfort and embarrassment.

Anyway, if you happen to talk to me today or read my sight and I don't make any sense, it's because of... iodhj... wiyyfgs owi wiuy... (drool)... pzoiejhlak woiuepq oewi.... alkxz....