In Jersey, Man Arrested for Sex With Beagle

Hey Fifi. I love your shiny coat.

This is so disturbing. Especially since it's not from England. A man was arrested and charged with animal cruelty after witnesses reported that he had sex with a two year old beagle. Do yourself a favor... watch the video. And don't worry... it's not footage of the assault. It's just a news report.

UPDATE: Charges have been reduced on the "Beagle Boinking" case. Click here, ya sicko.