New To Frog's House -- Advice Column!

On the WebMD site, I noticed an advice column for men's sexual health. And some guy wrote in with what could be the most self-depricating letter I've ever heard. Naturally, I laughed out loud.

Question: I am an obese 20-year-old. I weigh close to 300 pounds, and I'm only 5'4". My penis is about 3 inches when erect. My girlfriend has been asking me to have sex with her for the past three months. I always turn her down because I am so big. I don't think there is any way I could penetrate her because my stomach would be in the way and my penis is so small. Am I to live life without sex?

Feel free to use the comment page to respond to this guy and his penis problems...