From The "Express Elevator To Hell" Department

"Sorry, you're on your own."

A high school football player is accused of beating a disabled man with his own cane. And burning his beard off with a lighter. And leaving him on the side of the road. All this because he looked at his girlfriend. When asked about the incident, the Pope was quoted as saying "I'd pray for you, football player dude, but I just don't think it'd help."