Porpoise -- Good Memories... Some Good, Some Bad

Anyone who has attended the University of Florida between 1982 and 2002 has a memory or two from this place. You can't help it. It has a little something for everybody. There's a dirty, nasty restaurant with screen tv's in the front and a dirty, nasty sports bar with pool tables and darts in the back. The other side of the establishment has a dirty, nasty dance club/live music venue. It's perfect because if you're in the mood for eating wings and watching sports, you can. If you want to dance to really cheesy booty music, walk several paces and then start dancing. If you want to play darts and pool and otherwise get stank ass drunk, this can be done there as well. Like I said... something for everyone.

One time I was there on a slow night. Playing sports trivia and drinking beer. Well, after a while it was time to process the alcohol and I went to one of the bathrooms in the back. Well, anyway, went to the urinal to do my business and I heard a male voice coming from the only closed stall. Followed by another male voice. From the same stall. Either they didn't hear me or they did and just didn't care. Their conversation went like this:

"Hey, that's good."
"Cool."
"You wanna try this?"
"Ok." (Snort. Snort. Snoooooort.)

Because I'm not a great writer and therefore not good at painting a mental canvass with words, I'll just tell you that it sounded like they were snorting coke (or something else) in the stall. Together. Two men. In the stall. Ew.

My next step involved finding a manager. I told him that I thought someone was doing coke in the bathroom and that I don't want to see the Porpoise turn into one of "those" kind of bars. He went in there and I went back to my seat.

He came up to me later on and thanked me but didn't tell me what was going on in there. I didn't want to know, anyway.

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