Santa Needs Lipo, Botox According To Vapid L.A. Plastic Surgeon

This is Santa before a gastric bypass.

Saint Nick is in need of some help from a plastic surgeon. Hey, it's not my idea, it's Dr. Les Bolton's. You see, he's a plastic surgeon. And he is a f*cking idiot. Now, we're supposed to think that it's important for everyone to have surgery to improve our appearance. What's next? Breast implants for the Easter Bunny?! Enjoy this article.