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Friday, December 13, 2002

Yngwie Malmsteen Threatens To "Unleash The Fury". Whatever That Means.

According to sources, Yngwie (pronounced "Ingvay"), the 80's big haired guitar noodler, was on a first class flight saying disparaging things about homosexuals when a fellow passenger decided to unleash her cup of water on him. Another passenger recorded his tirade afterwards, which included him saying that she had "unleashed the fury". Oh man... now you've done it. Click here to listen to said fury being unleashed. It's ok to laugh at his stupid accent. And check out his website. Notice how confused he looks? What the hell's that all about?!