"FearDotCom" -- Kiss Your $3.99 Rental Fee Goodbye

Stephen Dorff, one of the stars of "Feardotcom", seen here firing his agent for signing him up for this piece of crap.

I don't actually want to write too much about this film for fear of wasting more of my precious time on it but I say this as a warning. If you see this movie at the video store, turn around very quickly and head for the exit. It was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It should have been called "Shitdotcom". As a matter of fact, I will henceforth call it "Shitdotcom".

A quick synopsis: Stephen Dorff plays a detective that teams up with a health inspector, played by Natascha McElhone (best known from parts in "Ronin" and "The Truman Show") to investigate some bizarre happenings. By "bizarre", I mean that several people in the movie log on to this website and immediately the audience is thrust into a really bad "Nine Inch Nails" video. Yadda yadda yadda... I almost fall asleep and then there are gunshots. Bad guy gets killed, good guy gets killed, audience shakes video card in disgust.

In closing, I give this movie "one half stars". And I'm being generous.

And don't you DARE rent this movie because you think "it's so bad, it's good". It ain't like that, pal. It's no "Showgirls", believe you me.