Bathroom Etiquette

This is written ESPECIALLY to that guy in the bathroom who uses the bathroom near our office and doesn't EVER flush. What the HELL is wrong with you?

So, I have this unusual, almost obsessive-compulsive method when I use the restroom. I usually use the stall and I always take my mp3 player with me. It's important that I not hear any of the usual bathroom noises when I'm in there and I just drown them out with music or news or something. Then, before I leave the bathroom I go to the hand towel despenser and (with my elbow) release enough paper to dry my hands. This is to keep from having to touch a dirty dispenser AFTER having washed my hands. I then wash thoroughly and get the now-dispensed towels and exit the bathroom, paper in hand and I use that paper to open the bathroom door. Because GERMS...ARE...EVERWHERE!!!

Oh yeah. Here's a link to more men's bathroom etiquette.