Michael, Before and After

Here's Michael Jackson when he was cool and now. Take a look at that kisser! His mouth almost wraps around his whole head!

ABC had a two hour documentary on the "King of Pop" last night, "Living With Michael Jackson" and it did a pretty good job of showing Michael Jackson and his strange interactions with other people. I have to admit that I had some preconceived notions about him and some of them were true but I was also surprised that for someone allegedly "germ-phobic", he was not hesitant to hug and kiss some of the fans that had enough nerve to ask. I found him to be quite kind to the people that would gather to see him. My girlfriend noted that he was probably just playing it up for the camera but I tend to think that he's oblivious to the fact that he's being filmed, as was demonstrated by some of the nutty things I saw and heard later in the documentary.

Some things he said of note:

• He plans on living forever.
• He thinks it is totally cool to have little boys sleep in bed with him.
• He goes on million dollar shopping sprees. Bought a replica of King Tut's sarcophagus.
• Has his kids walk around with masks so they can't be seen or identified.
• Claims that his nose it the only thing that he's had surgically altered.

Oh yeah. He's just like one of us.