Study Shows Light Drinking Lowers Risk Of Stroke

Alcohol, sweet sweet alcohol, was the focus of a study from Tulane University, which is suspiciously close to the French Quarter. Anyway, the conclusion is that light to moderate alcohol ingestion can help reduce the risk of stroke and heart attacks. This, for those of you who try to compare cigarette smoking to drinking, is proof that alcohol consumption is normal and smoking is not. You'll NEVER see a study like this about cigarettes. Ever. Not even in moderation. Up with booze, down with cigarettes!