Train Offered Up Random Sewage Showers For Guests

An english-written newspaper from Norway with a name I can't pronounce is reporting that their national state railway has defective restrooms. By "defective", I mean that there is a slight, random chance that you will get drenched in sewage when using the sink. That last sentence took me 10 minutes to write because I was laughing too hard. Anyway, the official response from the NSR is that users should not be afraid of using the sinks and that if something went wrong they should inform the conductor. Can you just imagine calmly telling the conductor that there's something wrong with the bathrooms while bits of corn and peanuts are stuck to your lapel? Ick!!!!