Dennis Miller "Commentary" Update

I posted a "rant" that was allegedly by Dennis Miller on my site and made it clear that I was skeptical that it was authored by him. Well, my suspicions were confirmed (I think) by this email:

Hey this is a great little board you got going here! By the way I'm Wayne Schields, the author of this little thing that's turned into Mr. Miller's latest rant. It was a letter to the editor of the paper here in Wichita Falls, Texas. By the way...I wrote #9 as "We are not trying to kill Iraqi citizens. We are trying to liberate them." Thanks!

W. Wayne Schields

I knew it! Not that it wasn't clever... because it was. It just didn't sound quite like Dennis Miller. Not wordy enough! Thanks for the clarification, Mr. Schields! Click here for the original.