10 Bad Wedding Songs

MSN.com has a list of terrible songs to pick as the official "wedding" song and the reasons why. I would like to add a few more songs that will NEVER be played at my wedding:

• "Celebration" by Kool and the Gang. This song makes me want to do everything BUT celebrate.
• "Macarena" by Two Old Mexican Dudes. That "hit" that told people that it was cool to dance alongside your grandma. It's funny to see people try to phonetically sing along.
• "Strokin' " by Clarence Carter. This song makes me want to smash my head with a brick. I'm sure this song made him rich and that just pisses me off.
• "It's Electric" by Some Jackass with a keyboard. Hey everybody! Let's do the electric slide! Woo hoo!!! I'm embarassed that I know that dance. The whole idea of the line dance is silly. One time I went to a wedding and I was pretty wasted and decided to mess with the group. The D.J. put on "It's Electric" and I went out to the dance floor and pretended that I was making up my own line dance, complete with spins and hand claps and had a group of high school cheerleaders trying to follow my moves. I was told it was funny. I can't remember too much after that but I'm sure it was great.

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