Finally! Relief For Guys With Big Old Boobies!

Coming soon to your local plastic surgeon! Men can now have the fat sucked out of their massive man-breasts! They've invented a new tool that "that gently moves through the fibrous tissue (which gets thicker and harder closer to the center of the breast) and gently suctions out the excess fat"! What?!! I don't know about you guys but I've (accidentally) watched those lyposuction procedures on TV and there's NOTHING gentle about 'em! I mean, the doctor is totally ramming that big ass metal rod like he's playing "Flight of the Bumblebee" on a violin! It's nuts!