Wrestling Babe Of Old "Miss Elizabeth" Found Dead

Remember her from the hey days of Wrestlemania? Well, it's rumored that she was found dead in a Marietta apartment early Thursday. She was the girlfriend of Lawrence Pfohl, known by his alter ego Lex Lugar. Personally, I would get alibis from "The Bushwackers" and "Ultimate Warrior".

When asked to comment, Rick Flair hung his head and gave out a weak "Woooooo."