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Wednesday, June 04, 2003

Bass Player For Slipknot Wrecks Car, Spreads Syringes, Coke and Weed Everywhere

When will these bass players ever learn? Unless your name is "Sting" or "Geddy Lee", if you're a bass player, you better get your sh*t together. You are the least respected member of the band... even lower than the drummer (if you can believe that) and you are considered expendible. Look at John Entwistle! He's a founding member of "The Who" and during the tour this year this guy decided to load up on coke and ended up dying at the Las Vegas Hard Rock Cafe. How many dates did they cancel? Um... let me see... hmmm... none that I'm aware of. And he was in the friggin' WHO!!!

Anyway, Paul Gray got loaded and decided to do an experiment to see if a Porsche can pass through a solid object if moving at a high enough rate of speed. The answer? "You're under arrest."