Martha Stewart Served Indictment. No Word If It Was On A Tasteful Homemade Eyelit Doily

I'll beat this rap faster than you can say "homemade wicker basket"!

Smoking Gun has the 6 billion page indictment on the site. Read through every excruciating word. Bottom line: they are accusing her of getting inside info from Imclone that the feds were not going to approve a drug they were producing which would make the stock price plummet. She allegedly called her broker and told them to sell, sell, sell, you little pipsqueak! Do you know who I am?!! I'm Martha F*cking Stewart! Sell that stock or I'll do to you what I did to that landscaper! Don't screw with me!!! Aaaaaaagghhhhh!!!!!!!! Kill you! Kill you!!!!!!!