Hairy Back Sign Of Good Lover

Reproduced from NCBuy.com:

BANGKOK, Thailand (Wireless Flash) -- Looking for a good sex partner? Here's a clue: Look for lots of back hair.

According to Mantak Chia, a Taoist master in Bangkok, men covered with body hair have "strong sexual power" -- even if they're bald on top.

Hairy ladies also have high sex drives but only if their body hair is soft and fine, not coarse.

Hair isn't the only body part that gives clues about sexual performance. Chia says people with large mouths tend to scream during sex and a person with a large upper lip would rather give than receive.

-- Men with large teeth are sexually aggressive but Chia says women with small choppers "have strong and beautifully arranged genitals."

-- Finally, large ears mean the person has "good sexual potential," especially if the lobes are redder than the face.

Chia is the author of a new book, "Sexual Reflexology" (Destiny Books).

You want to bet that this author has a hairy back, large teeth and big ears? Assuming this theory is true, Mickey Mouse is the world's greatest lover.