Movie Review - "Charlie's Angels, Full Throttle"

Here's the trio right before the "Prison Bitch" shower scene. I wish.

The girlfriend and I went to see the second installment of the "Charlie's Angels" franchise yesterday and it was all that I imagined it would be. Fortunately, I don't have much of an imagination. I had hoped for a movie that had the trio in various hot outfits, striking spectacular poses and kicking some ass. Done, done, and done. There wasn't much in the way of character development or plot continuity but DAMN! The scenery is what this movie's all about. You like fight scenes? Check. Brunettes? Blondes? Red heads? Check, check and check. Into hot older ladies? Demi Moore's back, gentlemen, and she's been on a diet of cigarettes and tab for months specifically for the bikini scenes and besides the fact that her belly button is WAY high on her torso, she looks good.


Anchors aweigh!

The plot centers around three women... and... hell, I don't know. I don't even remember the dialog. Take another look at the picture above. That's the plot. It made the first movie look like "Wuthering Heights". I respect how unapologetically sexist this movie is. (Click here to see how Maxim magazine agrees with me. Yowza.

This movie gets three frogs out of five.
I only recommend this movie if you watch the matinee showing, which will save you a couple of bucks.