New Bathroom Study Proves That I'm Crazy

Kimberly-Clark released a study that claimed:

• 8 percent of Americans flush the toilet with their feet because of germ fears.
• 2 percent use their elbow to release paper towels.
• 10 percent cover the toilet seat with paper.
• 15 percent use paper towels to open bathroom doors.

Guilty as charged. I've done all of those. I mean, I'm no Howard Hughes, but when I go to the bathroom I use my feet like a spider monkey. I flush, get paper towels... may hands never touch anything that others have touched. Bathrooms are icky.