Tomb Raider Movie Already A Blockbuster!

Question and Answer, Featuring Frogbrother

Q: Did you see the first movie?
A: Yes.

Q: Didn't you know it was going to be terrible?
A: Yes.

Q: Didn't you feel intellectually insulted by the terrible dialog?
A: You're kidding, right? I don't recall any dialog. Next question.

Q: Will you be watching the next installment, The Cradle of Life?
A: (Staring at movie poster) Wha..what? Did you say something? Seriously, I didn't hear you. You see, I was staring blankly at this here movie poster.