David Blaine Going Nutsy After Month of Starvation. Frogbrother Concerned While Eating 2 Piece Snack From K.F.C.

Odd street magician David Blaine is in England. His vacation is a little different than mine would be. Instead of checking out the sites, he has decided to suspend himself in a clear box and consume nothing but water for 44 days. The "magic" is that he won't die. Whoopie-friggin-do. How unexciting is that? David, listen up! You want to impress me? Go over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Twice. Better yet, go over the falls in that clear box of yours.