Saddam Does Best Nick Nolte Impression

Time to make the doughnuts?

As you all probably know by now, the d*ckless wonder, Saddam Hussein was found near his hometown of Tikrit hiding in a dark hole surrounded by half-eaten candy bars and dirty dishes. No doubt he was trying to imitate the contents of an outhouse. Anyway, this represents news-junkie-nirvana. Get ready for tons of information to start pouring in as people hesitant to talk because of fears that Hussein would return to power will now spill their guts about everything and anything.