Why Can't I Write This Well?

I've discovered Craigslist.org. It's one of those "everything" sites but the best part to me is the ability for people to vent and leave an anonymous email address for responses. The best post so far is from a guy in DC who wrote the most sarcastic "take me back" letter I've ever EVER read. I mean, wow. Click here to read it. One caveat, though. If you don't know what a "dutch oven" is... well, this letter will offend the hell out of you. Seriously. If you're a sensitive little baby, don't read it.