Comic Gold! David Hasselhoff's "Greatest Hits"

Ooooo... that hairy chest... ooooh, those chicken legs...

Amazon.com has the album "Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff" on their website and it would seem there are some huge fans of the album out there! Here's one:

Get down on your knees and thank the Maker for allowing you to experience this transcendentally magnificent album! Your ears are kissed by the fire of Prometheus each time you listen to the blessed tones of "Dance Dance D'amour." Your feet are bathed and your hair is soaked in flower water each time the song "Freedom For the World" is piped through your cassette deck. The hammer of Thor comes slamming down onto your crotch each time "Hot Shot City" is particularly playing on the radio. And your heart leaps over hurdles on the racetrack of life every time David Hockaloogie trills his voice- a voice that sounds like four ferrets trapped in a rusty hamper.

The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.