Man Beaten During "LOTR"

In Dale City, Virginia, police are on the lookout for thugs who assaulted a man who had the NERVE to ask them to shut the &*%$ up during a showing of "Lord of the Rings". Apparently, they were yapping, he asked them to be quiet twice and they, in turn, knocked the soda out of his hand, put him in a headlock, beat on him and ran off.