Ahhhhhhhhh... Close To You!

I was scanning ETOnline.com this morning (and I can't believe I admitted that) and saw that Karen Carpenter's body was being relocated because brother Richard (the other half of the supergroup The Carpenters) thought an hour was too far to drive to "see" her. The new location is thought to cost around $600,000. Or about $598,250 more than my funeral will cost, including the deviled eggs and sandwich platters at the wake.