Cut It Out!

You "Adkins Diet" people are really starting to annoy me. I went to Ruby Tuesday's last night with the girlfriend and half the menu was labeled "Carb Buster!" in cartoony script. You can't even shop in a grocery store without seeing the scarlet letter "A" all over everything. And this morning, I'm reading that the biggest dry pasta maker in North American is losing business. All I can say is this:

Shame on you.

Your body was built to consume carbs. The diet you're on will make you a thinner, less healthy person. Eat in moderation! Exercise! That's the key, you fat bastard!