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Tuesday, April 06, 2004

Eight Words with Two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female
......Any part under a car's hood.
Male
..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female
......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male
.........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female
......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male.
.........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
.
Female
.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male
...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female
......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male
..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female
......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male
..........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female
......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male
..........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female
.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male.
..........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

 

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