The Birds II - The Ninja Domination

This morning, as I was on my cell phone and walking to work, I heard a loud SQUAAAAK and felt a sharp thud on the back of my head. I swung around to see a bird flying off, perhaps preparing for a second wave of attacks. Needless to say, I got the hell out of there.

So, to those of you PETA people who things that animals are cuddly and sweet, F*** you! You've never been attacked by an unprovoked bird like I have!