Van Helsing - A Movie Review

Do you smell something?

Planning on seeing "Van Helsing"? Well, don't. It sucks. Big time.

I'd like to apologize to my girlfriend for taking her to this movie and forcing her to sit next to a fat, stupid, chatty bitch that smelled like patchouli.

Instead of going to this movie, you should instead take your six dollars and throw it in the nearest toilet. After you flush, don't forget to juggle the handle. Wouldn't want to waste water!. Thank you.