All Aboard The Hell Express! Woot Woooooot!

James Philpott has purchased first class tickets on the Express Train to Hades. He stands accused of molesting a terminally ill nine year old girl while working as a hospice nurse. I hope you're all with me in wishing a fair, speedy trial and if he's found guilty, he should be shoved off a cliff faster than you can say "Wile E Coyote".