Watch This Trailer... If You Dare!
On Apple.com, I discovered the trailer to what could be the most horrific movie ever. And then I realized, it's the sequel to the worst film ever. And then I got this sick feeling in my stomach. After that, I flew to L.A., located Jon Voight's agent, and punched him in his left testicle.


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Oh, and let me guess: the powerful media mogul Bill Biscane (Jon Voight) was based on Rupert Murdoch. Damn you FOX News!
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