Hey Dad! Nice Jugs!

Put 'em on the glass, Keith!

A Washington State man claims that he is turning into a woman, and it's all because of Wal-Mart. According to reports, a Wal-Mart pharmacist took Keith Sabey's prescription for testosterone and accidentally gave him the female hormone estrogen, and after weeks of use began to develop boobies. Sweet, sweet boobies. He has hired an attorney and plans on suing the pharmacy... as soon as he's done shopping for bed linens at the mall and watching Sex and the City reruns.