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Monday, August 02, 2004

Husband of Lori Hacking No Longer Just A "Person Of Interest"

Well, I know you're all surprised, but Mark Hacking - husband of Lori Hacking, the missing Utah woman - has been arrested for her murder, as reported by KABC-TV in Los Angeles. This is after the leaked news that he:
  • Called a friend to mention her disappearance
  • Bought a new mattress
  • Waited an hour and THEN called police
  • Had blood spray and clumps of hair in the apartment
  • Lied to his wife and family about his educational background
  • Checked himself into a psych ward
  • Trimmed his stupid goatee
  • Saw "Catwoman" twice, lauded it for its "oscar caliber performances.

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