Haiku Topic - Florida/Tennessee Football Game

Here are some Haiku's from reader GregNews, Cynical J, and myself regarding this past weekend's game against Tennessee. You know, the game where the referees gave us all a big "aw shucks" and admitted that they totally screwed up the last crucial call and handing the game to Tennessee. In true GregNews fashion, he manages to throw some movie quotes in there for good measure.

Haikus by GregNews:

Freshman quarterbacks?
Why did we blitz so little?
Put them on their ass!

Many missed chances.
Touchdown passes dropped four times.
Shoulda, coulda... not.

Easy field goal missed.
Boy, we could use a guy like
Judd Davis again.

Bullsh*t penalty.
Once again, ref screws gators.
Tennessee leads east.

Note to D. Baker:
You never retaliate
When your team is up.

Jeremy Foley,
How many times will you fold?
Go change your tampon!

A gutless wonder,
our athletic director.
It is nothing new.

All the tools are there,
but our coaches call bad plays.
8 and 5? Again!

Al Pacino was
good in Heat, but better in
Glengarry, Glenross.

"Marshall your sales force?"
"We need the leads, the good leads!"
"put that coffee down!"

Haikus by Frogbrother

Dumb ass referees
Useless as tits on a bull
Biased against us

Conspiracy game
Tennessee versus Gators
Vols! Eat shit and die!

Haikus by Cynical J

Déjà vu again
Will we get to a bowl game?
To the Outback Bowl!

Refs hete Spurrier
Zook will always pay for it
Stupid stupid refs!

I'm so goddamn tired...
No more football Saturdays
Jim wants out for good

Haikus by Frogbrother

Jim will never quit
He loves U.F. forever
He also loves the NASCAR

Refs after the game
"Let's hurry and let Vols win
and then have butt sex!"

Referees, my ass!
The stupid refs can't call plays.
They are mindless dicks.