Long Eyelash Ticket To Law School, Says Local Dumbass

Ew... just ew.

We've got a live one here. NBC News5.com has a story about a girl with an unusual growth. Don't panic... it's just an eyelash. An eyelash that is three inches long.

The article claims that she has been growing it for a half a year and that she thinks it'll help her stand out from the other applicants when she applies to law school. Because Law Schools are looking for freaks just like her. It's too bad she doesn't have a goiter or a nipple on her shoulder or she'd get a scholarship, too.