Michael Moore Speaks... Finally...

Michael Moore, creator of the creatively edited "Fahrenheit 9/11", has finally ended his self-imposed silence and has released a statement on his website regarding the election. In addition to the standard "everything's going to be alright" platitudes seen on the countless other liberal websites, Moore has gone a step further (actually 17 steps) and has added a list of reasons not to "slit your wrists".