Wonderbras Recalled For Being Friggin' Awesome

According to the Sun UK, the Wonderbra is being recalled by Playtex because it's line of "low plunging" bras has a center load-bearing boobie strap that tended to break, sending breasts flying out. Can you imagine? It's like watching that movie Zapped!

You can't see this, but I'm giving Playtex a standing ovation.