IKEA: Fantastic Values, Low Prices, Deadly Consequences

Give me that particleboard dresser or I'll eat your face.

From ThisIsLondon.com:

"We were looking forward to selling loads of nice furniture at very cheap prices. It was never meant to turn into a riot."

That's a quote from one of the IKEA employees during the opening of one of the biggest stores in England. A mob showed up for the grand opening values and lost their friggin' minds. The store ended up closing 30 minutes later as they staff and security were unable to handle these soccer hooligans-turned shoppers. Bloody noses, stabbings, and other extracurricular activities were reported, as were the amazing bargains.

I can't WAIT for them to open one in Atlanta!