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Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Jane Fonda: Sex, Lies, and Exercise Videotapes

Things I've learned about Jane Fonda recently since she's decided that she needs more cash and even more attention than she deserves:
  • One of her ex-husbands "forced" her into having three-way sex involving another chick.
  • Her other ex, Ted Turner, had a problem with frequent urination. He also had a problem sticking his country pee pee in other women a mere two weeks after they were married.
  • Despite the fact that she was, at one point, the nation's fitness guru, her secret to weight loss involved her pointer finger and her uvula.
  • She's really quite sorry for posing for pictures astride a Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun during the Vietnam War. It was the diet pills talking, I suppose.
  • She's NOT sorry for posing for pictures with captured POW's.
  • She had breast implants that she later had removed.
Why do we care about this woman who is complete void of all credibility? She hurt veterans by portraying them as murderers in Vietnam and she hurt women by creating this unattainable image in her workout videos.

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