Dr. Phil to Interview PAT O'BRIEN For Sweeps!

In an attempt to keep me glued to my television like $2 hooker on a crack pipe, CBS is airing an interview with Pat O'Brien on Wednesday, piping hot and fresh out of rehab. The interview/tough love session is being performed by Dr. Phil, the world famous counselor/fat dietician.

No word yet on whether the interview will be f***ing hot.