Just Say No To Gold Spray Paint!

Hey dude... there's a little something on your face...
or
Warriors.... come out and spraaaaaaayyyy!

Some news items require a lot of backstory in order to pick up on the subtle nuances. Not this one.

This idiot was getting high and needed a refill, so he stopped by his "connection", otherwise known as Dollar General, and the tell-tale markings of an addict were prevalent enough to warrant a call to the local police. I can't imagine how they figured it out. If I were him, I would tell the cops that I am a warrior -- hence the oft-repeating shirt -- and that I'm just applying warpaint... from the INSIDE.

I hear that spray paint is just a gateway to harder stuff like smoking Play-Doh and smoking banana peels.